Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
3 weeks ago on May 25th, 2013 |165,485 notes

broomsticksandpaddles:

Jason Isaacs on being Lucius Malfoy

“Annoyingly handsome”

yep 

1 month ago on May 6th, 2013 |45,138 notes

altrutix:

thismissatomicbomb:

I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind of a way. I think he just marvels at her level of don’t give a fuck and her absolute sense of self. And then he and Ginny partially name their daughter after her (Lily Luna) and that to me is just fucking precious.

You have to at least ship their friendship.

1 month ago on April 26th, 2013 |154,753 notes

“The loss of Hedwig represented a loss of innocence and security. She has been almost like a cuddly toy to Harry at times. Voldemort killing her marked the end of childhood.”

1 month ago on April 25th, 2013 |8,655 notes

A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:

Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
1 month ago on April 22nd, 2013 |74,843 notes

pulpofiction:

hermione granger the smartest witch of her age

hermione granger who in book two figured out that the thing turning kids into stone and killing other kids off was a giant fucking snake living in the secret fucking basement AND NO ONE HAD DISCOVERED IT IN A THOUSAND YEARS

hermione granger who was so smart and so studious that she traveled back and forth in time to learn everything she could about a world she’d never known about, and that itself was torn apart over whether to treat her as one of their own or as scum

hermione granger who at fourteen discovered and trapped an illegally shapeshifting adult with considerable media sway and blackmailed her remorselessly

hermione granger who at fifteen decided to forge her own brand of justice with cool-headed cunning and subtle leadership “here’s what we have to do to protect ourselves,” she murmurs, drafting plans and strategies, when the law is useless you write your own, as harry takes the lead

hermione granger who was thrown into a world where people like her were reviled and persecuted at the tender age of eleven but learned all its tricks and whims, its secrets and deepest thoughts, who cut it open with the keen knife of intelligence and discipline and learned how to pluck each nerve and make it sing for her

*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ HERMIONE *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ GRANGER *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

1 month ago on April 20th, 2013 |28,563 notes

“Draco’s a sad kid with a huge disconnect between who he wants to be and who he is.” (x)

2 months ago on April 8th, 2013 |5,809 notes

a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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3 months ago on March 20th, 2013 |46,992 notes
Tagged as: #Harry Potter 

lookatallthelovelyfandoms:

Actors being their characters without being in character.

3 months ago on March 15th, 2013 |99,910 notes
audreybenjaminsen:

Nymphadora Tonks 
Audrey Benjaminsen 2010

audreybenjaminsen:

Nymphadora Tonks 

Audrey Benjaminsen 2010

4 months ago on February 16th, 2013 |306 notes
4 months ago on February 6th, 2013 |27,334 notes
dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
6 months ago on November 21st, 2012 |138,687 notes
7 months ago on October 31st, 2012 |62,351 notes

This is beautiful and adorable and makes me feel all sorts of happy things. As it should, because Patronuses.

7 months ago on October 29th, 2012 |25,872 notes
ssharpiemarker:

I HAVE to do this

Need to talk my friends into this.

ssharpiemarker:

I HAVE to do this

Need to talk my friends into this.

8 months ago on October 6th, 2012 |50 notes